Good Afternoon,
You might be wondering how someone so infantile and bereft of intelligence such as Melissa Cohen might be allowed to continue on my highly esteemed television programme. Just under a century ago John Logie Baird quickly discovered that in order to maintain a useable screen resolution on his new invention a significant amount of bullshit must be incorporated into the image. Hence why Mel is contributing so admirably to the production of the show, and why the BBC pays Clarkson and Ross so much.
OK, I have to go and unblock my sink before that liquid gold solidifies.
Alan S.
xox
Yes, but karmically you will be retributed, as long as thre is room for manoeuvrement (sic).
…in your professionality.
Is the universe (that which speaks louder than Melissa) another name for you Lord Alan M Sugar?